Stu helped the reviewer buy this property

The best agent I have ever brought through

Well, well, well. What can I say about Stu that Ian Hanley and Jeremy Talbot haven't in the Herald already? Since Stu despises the performing arts, I wanted to perform an interpretive dance to share my thoughts. Unfortunately, my dancing ability doesn't extend beyond toe tapping. So instead, I have written an acrostic poem: S - sold me a house. If it is a lemon, I will complain to the Herald T - BD U - better get me a good gift since I didn't get the free kiss P - pretty fly I - think you should join Team Kartolo D - did call me a twat. Can provide proof to assist with the investigation In summary, five stars, very nice!